So I took this picture of a Price is Right spokesmodel creepily glaring at the camera and posted it on Buzzfeed the other day, looks like it's catching on, because I saw it has now been posted on Playboy's new safe for work site 'The Smoking Jacket.' The really funny thing is that she held that face through the entire piece. Creeeeepy.


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This is brilliant. It's a living photograph titled: "Chris With Teacup."

I was noticing some similarities between Paris Hilton & Brick Tamland (from Legend of Ron Burgandy), so I edited this video together. Enjoy. *Original Paris Hilton edits courtesy of FourFour.

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I live in LA, so it's always 80 degrees and sunny. We seriously never have rain, and when it does happen to sprinkle for 60 seconds it happens at 4 in the morning. So meteorologists have little to do out here. My local weather guy (Mark Thompson) annoys the shit out of me, because when he gives the weather...all he does is dance....and badly. C'mon man, at least fake like you're doing something!

I stumbled upon this enema kit for cats the other day. I'm rarely taken back when I see products catering to unique pet needs, but this one sort of grossed me out. I couldn't see myself sticking a water syringe up anyone's a-hole, much less a cat. How do you even know your cat is constipated? You can easily tell if a dog is, because you walk it several times a day, but cats poop on their own. I mean, if I owned a cat and didn't have to clean the litter box for a few days I'd feel fortunate. I wouldn't immediately start looking for ways to manually excavate my pet's colon. 

If you answered "yes," would you consider coming over and snaking my dogs pipes? McGruff hasn't pooped in a few days. However, if you plan on giving him an enema, you'll have to talk him out of his London Fog coat first—he's very fond of flashing joggers in the park.

So I just checked this analytics service I use for my blog, to see which search terms are leading people to my site and I was delighted to discover that my number one search term was: "Old Woman Porn," sweet!

Now, I'm pretty sure this has got to be due to my: "That Time I Found An Old Woman's Porn Stash" post from last year. Actually I'm sure it is, because anyone arriving at this blog, hoping to catch a bifocal full of wrinkled-racks, or time-worn-taints, would be colossally disappointed.

Of course the irony of this is, by writing this post, I've now doubled my chances of disappointing those searchers stumbling upon my blog for the first time. So, as to not make this a total waste of their time, here you go. You're welcome.

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I was shocked to hear yesterday that famed French chef Julia Child was part of a secret World War II spy ring that operated on behalf of the United States.

This information was just declassified, along with thousands of other documents by the U.S. National Archives. Also released were a list of 24,000 soldiers, actors, historians, lawyers, athletes, professors, reporters and others who agreed to collect information in an effort to combat the Nazis.


German Officer: "Does this look like the recipe for French Onion Soup?"


Julia Child, the newest Bond girl?

Honestly this story is so outlandish that I can't even make fun of it.

But this does make me wonder. If Julia Child could be an undercover agent, is it out of the realm of possibility to think that James Bond could have actually been an undercover chef?


"Sautéed, never simmered."

I was looking for a gift for my friends daughter a few months ago and I came across this Dora The Explorer toy called "Aqua Pet."

Is it just me or does the shape of this toy imply that dora might be exploring a whole new world of toys.
WTF, who lets these toys slide by for approval?