BREAKING NEWS: Reports have been flooding into Awesome Town regarding a bizarre rash reaction caused by jellyfish stings. It appears that victims stung by this new species of jellyfish have found a rash to occur within seconds of contact. The rash then morphs, bizarrely transforming into the unmistakable image of a celebrity profile.
Four such cases have been reported in the past month along the shore communities of: Long Beach (CA), New London (CT), Miami Beach (FL) and Coney Island (NY).
Documented case #1:
Rash begins to darken.
Rash lightens, revealing a human likeness beneath.
Rash fully develops, revealing the profile of ex Mötley Crüe drummer
Documented case #2:
Rash begins to redden around effected area.
Rash has now begun to spread.
Rash reaches its final stage, revealing the profile of controversial boxing promoter Don King.
Documented case #3:
Rash begins to spread.
Rash begins to fade.
Rash completely fades, revealing pop sensation Justin Timberlake.
Documented case #4:
Mr. Awesome says: "Treat a jellyfish sting by peeing on it"
After peeing on the area we begin to see a human likeness.
Rash develops to reveal R&B singer R. Kelly.
In a related note:
One onlooker was quoted as saying "I wish I would get stung and have the Virgin Mary appear, I could make some serious cash off that...but with my luck the closest I'd get would be Madonna."