4 SALE: BARELY-USED LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW – MAKE ME AN OFFER!!!  

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As you know, The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien has been having a ton of problems with NBC and is probably going off the air very soon. So Conan decided to list his show on Craigslist (see original posting on left). You all know how much I love posting things on Craigslist, so here is my offer.


If you're wondering why I have a beard made of bacon, well, my fiance lovingly hand crafted it for me. The beard was part of a package I put together for a job I applied for. Tough economic times call for delicious facial prosthetics.










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Living Photograph  

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This is brilliant. It's a living photograph titled: "Chris With Teacup."







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Cat In A Box  

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Looking for a bank to sink your hard earned recession dollars in? May I suggest this lovely Japanese boxed cat bank.






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Get Your Basketball On!  

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Charlie Murphy is back! Check out these new motivational speaking videos, where he plays the guy (Leroy Smith) that beat Michael Jordan out for the last spot on his High School basketball team. Glad to see you're back, Charlie!




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My 2009 Christmas Shopping List.  

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Ok folks, want something awesome for the holidays? Want to get me something awesome for the holidays? May I suggest a shirt that actually shreds. I'm not sure why the guy on bass doesn't have one, but he needs to get one!

THE PLAYABLE GUITAR SHIRT (From Think Geek)





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Album Cover Challenge.  

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I originally posted this Bell Biz Dafoe album cover on my Buzz Feed page, if you're not following that...sign up now! Some people came back with some pretty creative responses, shown below. If you have any of your own, sign up and post them to my Buzz Feed account!
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Acorn King works as an advertising copywriter. In 2002 he reached the pinnacle of his career, getting the opportunity to write for comedic genius Carrot Top. 

Realizing there was little left to accomplish in life, he decided to exit Madison Avenue and move to LA, where he is now free to speak about himself in the 3rd person. 
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  • I have a whammy bar hidden somewhere on my body.
  • I know the atomic weight of Boron.
  • I own a glorious mustache comb.
  • I can conjugate the Spanish verb tomar.
  • I wear socks and shoes with my stilts.
  • I hang out at the Regal Beagle.

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  • Knows dyslexia is no matter laughing.
  • I like Hall, but not Oates.
  • Is sure that astroturf confuses earthworms.
  • When Jimmy cracked corn, I was the only one who cared.
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