I originally posted this Bell Biz Dafoe album cover on my Buzz Feed page, if you're not following that...sign up now! Some people came back with some pretty creative responses, shown below. If you have any of your own, sign up and post them to my Buzz Feed account!

I was noticing some similarities between Paris Hilton & Brick Tamland (from Legend of Ron Burgandy), so I edited this video together. Enjoy. *Original Paris Hilton edits courtesy of FourFour.

G'day! I was looking at the analytics for my blog today (pushes imaginary glasses up nose and geekily snorts to self) and I noticed that outside The States, the second most traffic to my blog has come from Australia—followed by Canada and The UK. I'm not sure exactly how I have a following in Australia, but thank you for stopping by, even if it was on accident.

Hopefully this posting will not alienate a large amount of the small following I have. As many of you know, I work in advertising and recently had a chance to create some commercials for a certain awesome Australian lager. The commercials have been well received here in The States, but there still might be a few Australian's who think we're making fun of them, but we're not at all, if anything we're making fun of Americans for being little wussies. I love Australians! After all, you're the continent that brought us Mad Max, how bad ass is that? Very. You also brought us the boomerang! The first time I actually got one to work, I ducked and my kitchen window caught it. And let's not forget Men At Work, Paul Hogan, Jako (the precursor to the Energizer bunny), Sir Howard Walter Florey (co-discoverer of penicillin), and supermodel Elle MacPherson! So hopefully you don't take offense to the commercials, we're only having some fun. Click on the link below to check them out, If you like them give them a 5-Star rating and I'll owe you an American stereotype in my next commercial.

>Check Them Out Here<

Back in my day, our iPods didn't have touch screens. You had to crank through your songs with a scroll wheel...that actually moved! This wheel used to get beach sand stuck in it and stick, plus it was heavy as a brick compared to the new fangled iPods that the kids have today. And it only came in one color, white. And the screen had no colors! And it didn't get internet! And it would only hold 5 gigs! And it couldn't locate the nearest Starbucks to me! And it couldn't hold photos, or play video! IT ONLY PLAYED MUSIC!!! Kids today have it so easy.



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