Now I’ve seen some crazy guitars in my time.



But I recently saw a guitar that takes the carrot cake. Apparently this guy took a mannequin body and transformed it into a working electric guitar.
Check this out:



Now I'm not sure which is creepier, the fact that this thing was ever made,
or that this write-up I found of it describes it as “a sexy girl.”



First of all, this is a mannequin.
Second of all this is a mannequin of a child.
I don't know how you roll, but personally, I only like to sex-up adult mannequins.



There we go, Andrew McCarthy had the right idea!

So is this guitar sexy? I think this guitar is awesome, and I'm a little pissed I didn't think of it myself. But sexy?
I think this photo taken of me checking it out on the computer answers that question.


*Live naked photo of The Acorn King relaxing at home

Seriously –
Does anyone know why every tree in the city (especially in the outer boroughs) are covered with audio tape?
If you haven’t noticed this phenomenon, just look up in a tree.

Did everyone in the early 90’s go “I’ve got a CD player now – Screw this cassette bullshit!”
then proceeded to strip the tape from their Jodeci ‘Cassingles’ streaming them across Brooklyn tree tops.

I still happen to cherish my MTV Unplugged version of Jodeci’s Cassingle ‘Lately’...almost as much as I cherish you mom. Snap.