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4 SALE: BARELY-USED LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW – MAKE ME AN OFFER!!!

Posted in acorn king, bacon beard, conan o'brien, craigslist, things craig didn't like me posting on his list, tonight show

As you know, The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien has been having a ton of problems with NBC and is probably going off the air very soon. So Conan decided to list his show on Craigslist (see original posting on left). You all know how much I love posting things on Craigslist, so here is my offer.

If you're wondering why I have a beard made of bacon, well, my fiance lovingly hand crafted it for me. The beard was part of a package I put together for a job I applied for. Tough economic times call for delicious facial prosthetics.

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JELLYFISH STINGS MANIFEST STRANGE RASH REACTIONS IN THE FORM OF CELEBRITY PROFILES.

Posted in acorn king, awesome town, comedy, conan o'brien, don king, fake news, funny, humor, jellyfish, justin timberlake, Madonna, michael jackson, news, satire, snl, stings, tommy lee

BREAKING NEWS: Reports have been flooding into Awesome Town regarding a bizarre rash reaction caused by jellyfish stings. It appears that victims stung by this new species of jellyfish have found a rash to occur within seconds of contact. The rash then morphs, bizarrely transforming into the unmistakable image of a celebrity profile.

Four such cases have been reported in the past month along the shore communities of: Long Beach (CA), New London (CT), Miami Beach (FL) and Coney Island (NY).

Documented case #1:

Rash begins to darken.

Rash lightens, revealing a human likeness beneath.

Rash fully develops, revealing the profile of ex Mötley Crüe drummer
Tommy Lee.

Documented case #2:

Rash begins to redden around effected area.

Rash has now begun to spread.

Rash reaches its final stage, revealing the profile of controversial boxing promoter Don King.

Documented case #3:

Rash begins to spread.

Rash darkens.

Rash begins to fade.

Rash completely fades, revealing pop sensation Justin Timberlake.

Documented case #4:

Mr. Awesome says: "Treat a jellyfish sting by peeing on it"

After peeing on the area we begin to see a human likeness.

Rash develops to reveal R&B singer R. Kelly.

In a related note:
One onlooker was quoted as saying "I wish I would get stung and have the Virgin Mary appear, I could make some serious cash off that...but with my luck the closest I'd get would be Madonna."

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With ads, it always helps to read the fine print.

Posted in acorn king, awesome town, comedy, conan o'brien, dark, fake ads, fake news

Seems like a good deal to me.

This one is just wrong, it saddens me that I even thought of this...
much less took the time to create it. I hate me. Wait, I mean this was totally a real ad.