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Hey all, sorry I haven't updated in the past couple months. My job has been keeping me busy, taking me to such exotic locations as Chicago—where the beer flows like water and fanny-packs are the daily uniform. Now I'm back home from my travels, getting ready to shoot some new commercials for Foster's Beer in a few weeks. I think it's Australian for beer, or something, so keep an eye peeled for those on TV next month.

I've also started two new blogs: "How The F Did That Get There?" and "Handsome Mannequin."

I started How The F with a few of my friends out in Chicago. The idea is that anytime you see a random item on the side of the road (one sneaker, underwear, three tube socks) you always wonder how it got there and you know it has to have a story behind it. We're taking pictures of any random discarded items we see and then leaving it up to everyone else to tell the story of How The F it got there (in the comments section). Stop by and leave your story.

My second new blog, Handsome Mannequin, is a pretty simple one. I see a handsome mannequin, I take a picture of it and I post it on the blog for everyone to enjoy. That's about it. So check those out if you're bored. Hope all is well out there, I'm expecting welcome back gifts to start pouring in any day now.





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I love the concept of them both and will be following. You rock my day !

Oops! I forgot to get you a gift but...er...welcome back. The new blogs sound like fun. I'll check them out.

Thank you all! Yeah, come check out the blogs and leave a story on the "How The F Did That Get There" blog. And if you see any strange random things laying around on the ground, send me a photo and I'll throw it up on the blog.

Great site man. I was wondering if we could possible exchange links. Let me know what you think about my humor blog.

Jason

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