A Quick Note To NFL Enthusiasts.
Posted in acorn king, blogging, comedy, football, humor, NFL, NFL Shop, sports, team affiliation
I know you love your team, but if you're feeling the need to brand the propane tank on your grill with a team affiliation, then I think you could be taking it a bit too far. I'm quite sure that your grill will still sizzle your Sunday sirloin with the same savory scents no matter what the team affiliation you've branded it with. How's that for alliteration.
And I'm also quite sure that your dog will still crap on the front lawn and lick his junk just the same if it's not wearing YOUR favorite team colors. I mean, how do you even know your dog is a Bills fan? I am, but that doesn't mean that I need to push my team affiliation onto my dog. It can be a Browns, Steelers, or even a Patriots fan if it likes. Of course, if it decides to root for the Cowboys, then I'll be forced to make him sleep outside.
Now stop reading blogs and go watch todays games. Feel free to sport your team jersey, while drinking out of your team cup, wrapped up in your team blanket, but be warned — If I see your dog wearing a team sweater, I'm stripping that bitch naked.
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