What Does Al Gore Have To Do With Porn?  

So I was lying in bed this morning thinking about how I really need to take out my recycling bin today, then my mind started to drift and I started thinking about how I really still need to see that Al Gore environmental movie “An Inconvenient Truth,” I can’t believe I still haven’t seen it, it’s been in my Netflix queue for ages.

Well, then for some reason my mind shifted gears again and I felt the need to think what the porno knockoff title for that movie would be…you know, like “Harry Potter” would be “Harry Twater,” or “Saving Private Ryan” would become “Shaving Ryan’s Privates,” or "Star Wars" becomes "Star Whores"…stuff like that, we’ve all played that game. C’mon, don’t give me that look like I just shat in your grandmother’s stew. Ok, so maybe I did once.



Anyway, I laid there in bed for a good 15 minutes trying to think of a good porn parody name for “An Inconvenient Truth” and I came up with nada. Well I came up with “A Prepubescent Youth,” but that didn’t really rhyme as well as I'd like, plus it really didn't make sense with the original title.

Over the years I’ve easily come up with some great porn titles for many, many, many movies, so why not now? Then I remembered Al Gore’s wife (Tipper Gore) and her battle in the mid 80’s to put those irritating parental advisory labels on all music with lyrics deemed “offensive.”



I remember going shopping with my parents and having to scrape the parental advisory sticker off a Public Enemy tape just so my parents would buy it for me. Luckily the advisory warning was in sticker form and not printed onto the actual album art. But really those labels did nothing but bring more attention to the albums they were slapped on.
As a teen, that lable might as well read: "Parental Advisory Awesome Lyrics"




So with that in mind, could it be that the ever-crafty Al Gore has built an anti-porn naming system into the title of his movie? Brilliant!

Assignment: Can anyone think of a good porn name for this movie that still rhymes with the title and is recognizable enough to the original, so you’d still know which movie it came from?