Classic "Jimmy The Cab Driver" Ad For MTV  

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Obey The Baby  

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I edited my original footage of this fire I shot while on a road trip out west. When I looked at it closer I notice all these odd subliminal messages. Weird.








Tapes make excellent bird nests  

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Seriously –
Does anyone know why every tree in the city (especially in the outer boroughs) are covered with audio tape?
If you haven’t noticed this phenomenon, just look up in a tree.

Did everyone in the early 90’s go “I’ve got a CD player now – Screw this cassette bullshit!”
then proceeded to strip the tape from their Jodeci ‘Cassingles’ streaming them across Brooklyn tree tops.

I still happen to cherish my MTV Unplugged version of Jodeci’s Cassingle ‘Lately’...almost as much as I cherish you mom. Snap.

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Chris Parnell is funnier than you.  

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Chris Parnell and his yet to be born 3rd son Winston (Named after the cigarettes),
are the funniest SNL cast members ever.

In the future Chris Parnell will give birth to 3 boys, the 3rd boy will go on to create a comedy troupe with his two older brothers at which time he will make comedic history by getting the entire world to simultaneously laugh, during a live holographic world broadcast of the ‘Parnell Sons Comedy Hour.’

In the final minutes of the show Winston Parnell will feel uneasy after successfully making everyone in the world laugh, except for the then 106-year-old Charlie Manson.

However, in the final seconds of the show Winston WILL be successful at making Manson laugh after he murders his two brothers as a punch line to his final joke of the evening. Manson, having greatly appreciated Winston’s dark comedic sense, and dedication to his craft – will let fourth a thunderously bellowing laugh that will later be proven to cure the world of cancer. Creating a widely recognized treatment for cancer patients, later titled ‘Manson's Sonic Blast’. This is a true story.

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You've Got The Touch, You've Got The Power!  

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Anyone ever notice that the song that Mark Wahlberg sang in the movie "Boogie Nights"
is the same song from the original Transformers animated movie? Well I freakin' did. Check it:





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A Simple Message To Sunglass Wearers.  

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Hey people who wear sunglasses inside...
You look fucking stupid!!!



*Unless you're Fab 5 Freddy. Freddy is always fresh.

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