Chris Parnell is funnier than you.  

Chris Parnell and his yet to be born 3rd son Winston (Named after the cigarettes),
are the funniest SNL cast members ever.

In the future Chris Parnell will give birth to 3 boys, the 3rd boy will go on to create a comedy troupe with his two older brothers at which time he will make comedic history by getting the entire world to simultaneously laugh, during a live holographic world broadcast of the ‘Parnell Sons Comedy Hour.’

In the final minutes of the show Winston Parnell will feel uneasy after successfully making everyone in the world laugh, except for the then 106-year-old Charlie Manson.

However, in the final seconds of the show Winston WILL be successful at making Manson laugh after he murders his two brothers as a punch line to his final joke of the evening. Manson, having greatly appreciated Winston’s dark comedic sense, and dedication to his craft – will let fourth a thunderously bellowing laugh that will later be proven to cure the world of cancer. Creating a widely recognized treatment for cancer patients, later titled ‘Manson's Sonic Blast’. This is a true story.