Ok folks, want something awesome for the holidays? Want to get me something awesome for the holidays? May I suggest a shirt that actually shreds. I'm not sure why the guy on bass doesn't have one, but he needs to get one!
This weekend I had the pleasure of seeing "drunken ghetto Santa" at the Atlantic Avenue Mall in Brooklyn. He was sitting outside of the Target and was all slouched down in his chair. Three women walked by and he proceeded to leer and mumble something about being naughty or nice in their direction.
The women looked over at Santa and replied “Ok Santa, whatever.” (snaps fingers and shakes head) Santa smirked and continued to leer at the three women and just as they passed by his chair he pointed at each one with a dark outstretched finger saying:
The Acorn King is a human being living on planet Earth. He firmly believes that with hard work and dedication, he will one day grace the cover of Cat Fancy.
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