All Your Acorns Belong To Me!
Posted in acorn king, acorn shortage, humor blogs, recession
A little while ago, it was brought to my attention that people had begun to notice my acorn domination.
I was recently forwarded this article, from CNN.com, about how scientists are baffled over a "mysterious acorn shortage." Well guess what? The mystery is over, I took all the acorns. That's right, all your acorns belong to me. Why you ask? Because, I am The Acorn King! Uh-duh. I wish I could be sympathetic about your Acorn recession, but this squirrel's gotta eat and it takes an army of acorns to fuel my kingdom. Deal with it. Dealt? Good. I'm not sure this woman is dealing with it too well, she sort of has the deer in the headlights look going on.
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All work by "The Acorn King" is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License
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