Your #1 Source for Non-Existent Elderly Smut.

Posted in acorn king, analytics, humor blog, pork chop, search terms, sex, smut, stumbled, wtf

So I just checked this analytics service I use for my blog, to see which search terms are leading people to my site and I was delighted to discover that my number one search term was: "Old Woman Porn," sweet!

Now, I'm pretty sure this has got to be due to my: "That Time I Found An Old Woman's Porn Stash" post from last year. Actually I'm sure it is, because anyone arriving at this blog, hoping to catch a bifocal full of wrinkled-racks, or time-worn-taints, would be colossally disappointed.

Of course the irony of this is, by writing this post, I've now doubled my chances of disappointing those searchers stumbling upon my blog for the first time. So, as to not make this a total waste of their time, here you go. You're welcome.

Creative Commons License

All work by "The Acorn King" is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License

8 Squirrels Squirreling

The Acorn King says February 27, 2009 at 10:23 AM

Almost. Almost.
Oh, by the way, I saw were some people were organizing Snuggie bar crawls on Facebook. I think you should organize one in The A-T-L.

Anonymous says February 27, 2009 at 11:53 AM

Whoa. I did not need to see that this afternoon. Thanks not. ;)

The Acorn King says February 27, 2009 at 1:56 PM

Ha, no problem. At least they weren't real, it was a shot from Something About Mary.

The Girl says February 27, 2009 at 5:52 PM

Oh, AK that was just gross. My favorite key word is Spongebitch.

The Acorn King says February 27, 2009 at 6:53 PM

Spongebitch, nice. Sounds like what might come out of Sponge Bob's mouth if he were a pimp.

robkroese says March 7, 2009 at 9:23 PM

You can't fool me. I know E.T.'s boobs when I see them.

The Acorn King says March 12, 2009 at 12:43 AM

Time has not been kind to E.T. and his boobies.

Anonymous says March 13, 2009 at 2:00 PM

lol those do look like ets tits haha.owwwwch