DEF COUNTRY CLUB JAM  

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I just heard the other day that the WB Television Network has gone off the air for good, and will now be broadcasting over the internet.



'Tis a sad day in TV land. I never even got a chance to say goodbye to their sweet lovable
Al Jolson-like frog mascot, "Michigan J. Frog."





It seems like just yesterday I was curled up in front of the WB with a big bowl of Pop Tarts, a cold Shasta,
and a hot "Sister, Sister" marathon.



I can't help but think that if they had just one more good show, that they might have been able to stay on the air. In tribute, I present to you a show which could have been a ratings beast for The WB. I call it:
"Def Country Club Jam."



Introducing the Country Club Comics:



Announcer:
Russell Simmons, creator of the hilariously popular ‘Def Comedy Jam,’ brings you his latest comedic triumph. Introducing; Russell Simmons Def Country Club Jam! — Mother Jokes Addition.

Hosted by Chip Cartwright.
(A preppy white guy with sweater tied around his neck, smoking a pipe, gives a cheesy grin as he nods to the camera.)

Announcer:
Watch in amazement as these Country Club crackas push the
limits of good taste.

(We now see three preppy socialites hanging out in a country club.)

Montgomery:
Buffy, your stepmother is so rotund that the dame wears a VCR in place of a beeper device.

Buffy:
Oh, snap!

Winchester:
Oh no you didn’t Montgomery.

Montgomery:
Yes. I believe I just have.

Announcer:
And don’t forget about Hildegard Monroe, as she brings down the guest house with this rich quip.

Hildegard:
Your mother is so uneducated; she thinks a pre-nup is the first course of a five course meal.

Announcer:
You’ll die laughing as top Country Club comics like William Bentley III roast mothers all over the Hamptons,
with this gut-busting boarding school classic.

Bentley III:
Your mother is so unattractive that even our immigrant gardener won’t date her.

(Bentley drops the mic and walks off stage, we hear boisterous harrumphs, followed by applause.)

Announcer:
These crackers ain’t for eatin’, Thursday nights on The WB.

Give a squirrel a nut :)

7 Squirrels Squirreling

Listening to that little "yo mamma" skit on that odio program with the insane voice made it extra funny. I just put it on my site, www.rufkm.net but it only plays 30 second clips. Give me a shout at rufkme@gmail.com b/c we want to get the full deal on "Are You F---ing Kidding Me??"

Also, I added you to our blogroll.

Your blog is hilarious. I had to check it out when I saw you were following us. I'm gonna have to go digging in your archive now. You've been duly bookmarked.

www.rufkm.net

Hildegard: Your mother is so large,when she backs up, she beeps.

Montgomery: I don't follow you, Hildegard.

Hildegard: Jeeves tells me garbage trucks beep when they're backing up. It's to keep the plebes from getting killed when they're looking for food.

You had me at 'a cold Shasta'...

I actually payed extra on Dish network so I could get WB and watch Buffy the vampire slayer way back when.

I'm glad I'm a lot older and watching Battlestar Galactica now.

Putting "The" in front of the name always seemed a little uppity. Nobody says "I'm going to watch the CBS for a while, and after that, a bit of the TNT."

First off-- did I ever tell you I LOVE your header.. Omg. I pretty much laugh everytime I see it.

Oh and the Wb was like my main source of TV growing up. I loved sister sister!

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