DEF COUNTRY CLUB JAM
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I just heard the other day that the WB Television Network has gone off the air for good, and will now be broadcasting over the internet. 
'Tis a sad day in TV land. I never even got a chance to say goodbye to their sweet lovable
Al Jolson-like frog mascot, "Michigan J. Frog."
It seems like just yesterday I was curled up in front of the WB with a big bowl of Pop Tarts, a cold Shasta,
and a hot "Sister, Sister" marathon. 
I can't help but think that if they had just one more good show, that they might have been able to stay on the air. In tribute, I present to you a show which could have been a ratings beast for The WB. I call it:
"Def Country Club Jam."
Introducing the Country Club Comics:
Announcer:
Russell Simmons, creator of the hilariously popular ‘Def Comedy Jam,’ brings you his latest comedic triumph. Introducing; Russell Simmons Def Country Club Jam! — Mother Jokes Addition.
Hosted by Chip Cartwright.
(A preppy white guy with sweater tied around his neck, smoking a pipe, gives a cheesy grin as he nods to the camera.)
Announcer:
Watch in amazement as these Country Club crackas push the
limits of good taste.
(We now see three preppy socialites hanging out in a country club.)
Montgomery:
Buffy, your stepmother is so rotund that the dame wears a VCR in place of a beeper device.
Buffy:
Oh, snap!
Winchester:
Oh no you didn’t Montgomery.
Montgomery:
Yes. I believe I just have.
Announcer:
And don’t forget about Hildegard Monroe, as she brings down the guest house with this rich quip.
Hildegard:
Your mother is so uneducated; she thinks a pre-nup is the first course of a five course meal.
Announcer:
You’ll die laughing as top Country Club comics like William Bentley III roast mothers all over the Hamptons,
with this gut-busting boarding school classic.
Bentley III:
Your mother is so unattractive that even our immigrant gardener won’t date her.
(Bentley drops the mic and walks off stage, we hear boisterous harrumphs, followed by applause.)
Announcer:
These crackers ain’t for eatin’, Thursday nights on The WB.
Give a squirrel a nut :)
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