Julia Child, Agent 007?  

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I was shocked to hear yesterday that famed French chef Julia Child was part of a secret World War II spy ring that operated on behalf of the United States.

This information was just declassified, along with thousands of other documents by the U.S. National Archives. Also released were a list of 24,000 soldiers, actors, historians, lawyers, athletes, professors, reporters and others who agreed to collect information in an effort to combat the Nazis.

German Officer: "Does this look like the recipe for French Onion Soup?"

Julia Child, the newest Bond girl?

Honestly this story is so outlandish that I can't even make fun of it.

But this does make me wonder. If Julia Child could be an undercover agent, is it out of the realm of possibility to think that James Bond could have actually been an undercover chef?

"Sautéed, never simmered."

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You've got to be kidding me, right? I just can't see Julia in Bond Girl gear... or James in the kitchen for that matter...

What, did she poison people to death with all the butter she used?

This kind of stuff is still going on. According to my sources, Rachael Ray is secretly working with Jack Bauer at CTU.

Ha, totally. This is a REAL story. I couldn't believe it either. I think she did poison their food, while Rachel Ray's tactic is to annoy us until we kill ourselves.

I thought I heard somewhere that earlier in life Julia couldn't even cook. So chef must have been her cover. hmmmmm, sort of like mine is productive member of humanity.

Hey... Something scary... Speaking of Rachel Ray... Have you seen those pics she did for Maxium? Totally hilarious...

Yes I have that cover too Chat Blanc! We must have gone to the same school of espionage.

No Flowergirl, I never saw those Maxim pics, but I just googled it and found some funny pics from some shoot she did for FHM mag...Licking like a spoon and stuff, 2 funny.

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