With ads, it always helps to read the fine print.  

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Seems like a good deal to me.



This one is just wrong, it saddens me that I even thought of this...
much less took the time to create it. I hate me. Wait, I mean this was totally a real ad.





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Steve   says June 21, 2008 11:29 AM

Thanks man, that cracked me up.

Skip DeKades   says July 17, 2008 4:03 AM

I wanna get me one of those vacuums.

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