Stop Giving Me A Sore Neck  

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As I sift through pages upon pages on this glowing word machine I'll occasionally stumble onto a page that makes me question why some people these days still can't figure out simple tasks on the internet. Now I know I'm not the most web savvy person in the world, far from it. I'm still figuring out all this blog stuff as I go.

But what really frosts my wee-wee are all the people who can't even do rudimentary tasks like upload a picture facing the right way. How is it even fathomable that someone can't figure out how to do this? Well, for those still troubled by this issue I've put together an easy-to-follow three step solution.

1. Drag the image below to your desktop.

2. At the top of your screen click "tools"

3. Now click "rotate right." Presto! Happy blogging.

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I dragged the picture onto my screen thing without a problem... but I can't seem to find the "tools" button. The hand in the picture is pointing to the left of my screen so I keep looking there but I don't see anything. Can you try explaining these directions in more steps? Thanks!

Absolutely, I see your confusion. By "tools" I meant tool box, you might find this in your garage or perhaps storage closet. Once you have located your tool box, grab a hammer from it. Got it? Sweet. Now bring it over to your computer and vigorously smash the hammer six times against it. Now say the word "blam-o" and make a peanut butter and jelly sammich. Now watch 16 back-to-back episodes of the hit sitcom "Night Court". Isn't Bull Shannon funny? He's made you completely forget about your demolished computer hasn't he? I thought so.

Haha! My sentiments EXACTLY!

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