Random Acts of Boredom #2  

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Sometimes when I'm at work and don't want to be at work, I pull a Ferris Bueller and go enjoy the day. Somehow my co-workers never seem to notice.

Who would have thought I'd get so much use out of that Mexican wrestling mask I bought. Written in the notebook the dummy is holding was a list of possible wrestling names for himself. He ended up choosing "The Tijuana Tickler."

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I love the wrestling name, you'll be very popular with the ladies.

Nice. I seem to recall your telling me about this wrestling identity when I posted about being "The Shyster," a little known, but dangerously litigious, amateur wrestler trying to get by without steroids. Good luck to you, Tickler!

Did you impersonate Abe Froeman today?

It helps that you work at that serial killer recruiting office.

The French Tickler is totally going to sue for infringement.

crazy squirrel. one of these days-
- up the tree youll go!

Awesome pics! The Tijuana Tickler might also be a good porn name, or it may even work as a superhero!

Can I borrow that mask when I want to "check out" of "Momma Duty" for a few minutes to do facebook or watch "All My Children" on TV? I can see my kids snuggling up to the dummy for "story-time" now...I'm sure they'd never even notice! Oh yeah, and can I borrow it when my husband is in the mood but I have "a headache?" Thanks!

I'm going to start doing the same thing. Only thing I need to do is add some melons to the chest, and I'm golden!

this girl keeps wearing her snuggie at work, if we could only get her a mexican wrestling mask it would complete the outfit!

Just dropping by. You must be working a lot or something. Isn't there another city in which you can sell dogshit on Craigslist?

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