Coming Soon — Malefactor  

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An original comic series
Written by: Guy Helm
Illustrated by: Tamara Starr

http://malefactorcomic.blogspot.com/







Stop Giving Me A Sore Neck  

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As I sift through pages upon pages on this glowing word machine I'll occasionally stumble onto a page that makes me question why some people these days still can't figure out simple tasks on the internet. Now I know I'm not the most web savvy person in the world, far from it. I'm still figuring out all this blog stuff as I go.

But what really frosts my wee-wee are all the people who can't even do rudimentary tasks like upload a picture facing the right way. How is it even fathomable that someone can't figure out how to do this? Well, for those still troubled by this issue I've put together an easy-to-follow three step solution.

1. Drag the image below to your desktop.

2. At the top of your screen click "tools"

3. Now click "rotate right." Presto! Happy blogging.








The Ties That Bind  

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Just so all y'all know...







Judd Apatow's Casting Choices  

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So either Judd Apatow is in love with husky kids with mini-frows, or his favorite actor, Seth Rogen, is creating clones of himself (younger & younger clones).

(Seth Rogen, from "Freaks & Geeks", "40 Year Old Virgin", "Knocked-Up"...etc)

(Jonah Hill, from "Superbad", "Knocked-up")

(Troy Gentile, from "Drillbit Taylor")






New Presidential Slogan  

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As the presidential election creeps closer and closer I can't help but HOPE that Barack Hussein Obama get elected president of the United States.

Not so much because of what he stands for, but mainly because when something bad goes down in the world everyone could say:
"Save The Drama For Obama"...and I think that's reason enough.







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